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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 10, 2006 19:14:45 GMT -5
Joe, just to remind you. Telling women that you are hung like a hamster will not get you very far.
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Post by LordWitchFog on Mar 11, 2006 3:41:53 GMT -5
Joe, just to remind you. Telling women that you are hung like a hamster will not get you very far. I brag about being hung like a field mouse. It seems to work. Pip! Why do some(most) girls see a normal sized weener and say "wow, that must be like 19 inches!" ...Is it because not a lot of girls are carpenters, or have they been lied to their whole lives about dick size? ... or (C) all of the above?
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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 11, 2006 7:37:47 GMT -5
They are just trying to make you feel good because women know how delicate men's egos are about their dicks. Personally, I chose not to say anything, I don't like being a liar. I have never faked an orgasm and I have never lied about a cock being bigger than it actually is. Actually I think I am kinda brutal when I think about it, that honesty thing.... it crushes men's hearts. *sheepish smile*
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Post by LordWitchFog on Mar 11, 2006 14:32:25 GMT -5
They are just trying to make you feel good because women know how delicate men's egos are about their dicks. Personally, I chose not to say anything, I don't like being a liar. I have never faked an orgasm and I have never lied about a cock being bigger than it actually is. Actually I think I am kinda brutal when I think about it, that honesty thing.... it crushes men's hearts. *sheepish smile* They also think a typical napkin is 2 inches thick.
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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 11, 2006 21:25:09 GMT -5
What?
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Post by LordWitchFog on Mar 12, 2006 2:25:09 GMT -5
I can't spell.
But I did answer my own question.
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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 12, 2006 9:03:00 GMT -5
What the fuck are you talking about?
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Post by LordWitchFog on Mar 12, 2006 15:46:22 GMT -5
What the fuck are you talking about? Women can't use tape measures or rulers. Period. Not even lesbians.
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Joe
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Devil of Detail
"Until I get my shit I will never die!" ICP
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Post by Joe on Mar 12, 2006 16:40:12 GMT -5
I don't have a heart.
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Post by LordWitchFog on Mar 13, 2006 0:33:46 GMT -5
Haha! Now I'm confused! what the hell?
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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 13, 2006 0:55:00 GMT -5
Women can't use tape measures or rulers. Period. Not even lesbians. Well I figure I do pretty good at knowing inches being a hairdresser. Our combs are 7 inches long with knots in them for each inch. I use that on nearly a daily basis to make sure people understand what exactly an inch is when cutting their hair. However I believe you are refering to your dick size. I am sorry if you can fuck a cheerio and not break it. But somewhere there is a lady out there that will fit you. I just know it! See for me it goes like this. Too small I can't feel and want more. Too big hurts. I like something that is "juuuust right". Kinda like Goldilocks. ;D Some ass smackin, hair pullin, throw my legs in the air and test my flexibility is pretty damn good to. But that has nothing to do with size or rulers now does it. Oh yea.... and I can't forget the ass munching. I bey Joe has a heart when it comes to that.
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Post by LordWitchFog on Mar 13, 2006 1:01:26 GMT -5
Women can't use tape measures or rulers. Period. Not even lesbians. Well I figure I do pretty good at knowing inches being a hairdresser. Our combs are 7 inches long with knots in them for each inch. I use that on nearly a daily basis to make sure people understand what exactly an inch is when cutting their hair. However I believe you are refering to your dick size. I am sorry if you can fuck a cheerio and not break it. But somewhere there is a lady out there that will fit you. I just know it! See for me it goes like this. Too small I can't feel and want more. Too big hurts. I like something that is "juuuust right". Kinda like Goldilocks. ;D Some ass smackin, hair pullin, throw my legs in the air and test my flexibility is pretty damn good to. But that has nothing to do with size or rulers now does it. Oh yea.... and I can't forget the ass munching. I bey Joe has a heart when it comes to that. No, not just talking dick size, and I always break the froot loop... no one fucks cheerios anymore. And I stand corrected, lesbians can use a ruler i guess.
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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 13, 2006 1:32:14 GMT -5
Health conscious men would prefer cheerios over froot loops I would think.
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Post by LordWitchFog on Mar 13, 2006 3:19:02 GMT -5
Health conscious men would prefer cheerios over froot loops I would think. When it comes to fucking a froot loop, I cheat the diet. So decadent.
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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 13, 2006 8:59:08 GMT -5
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