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Post by underw0rld on Mar 17, 2006 3:52:27 GMT -5
pippy and any and all women out there im starting a home business. free rent and utilities and you get a few bucks here and there to spend as you wish. the days are long but you get to lay down and relax most of your shift. you will always have the chance to shower and douche as much as you need to. you will address me as Daddy and never hold back on paying me whats due. my pimp slap is mighty, so come one, come all and join my crew
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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 17, 2006 7:33:29 GMT -5
Well if I join that I can learn how to get a good pimp. So if you are mean, I would be able to ditch your ass for a better one. Right?
And there is one real problem with that. I am not into that whole "daddy" and "mommy" name calling thing. It is just kind of creepy.
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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 17, 2006 8:15:16 GMT -5
This got me to thinking. I have already had a pimp in my life. He was... "Da Killa Pimp" because he is smooth with... da ladies. And of course I was one of ....da ladies. Now you see what happened when i pissed him off, he did not make me call him daddy, but he wailed my ass. Bastard wailed me good. Note the foot holding my legs down. That was my best friend at the time making sure I did not wiggle. That whore. It hurt like a mother fuck. He was the second person of three to wail my ass that night. And they all got me REAL good. It was actually my birthday. And from all the beatings I got I had bruises the size of handprints on my cheeks. Needless to say my boyfriend at the time was not too happy about it. Fuck that guy, he broke my heart anyway. All this happened back stage at Howl-o-Scream Busch Gardens. Yea the managers weren't around.
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gots0
Singing Slasher
Rebel Pimp
I am the way
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Post by gots0 on Mar 17, 2006 11:37:21 GMT -5
Ow
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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 17, 2006 19:50:18 GMT -5
Don't get me wrong, I like the ass smackin fun times. But that was a little too much for me. I don't like brusies, especially that big! Needless to say I have not allowed that to happen there since.
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Post by Tomokato on Mar 17, 2006 20:24:20 GMT -5
nice pics but the dorky look on his face in the first one kills the mood
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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 17, 2006 20:56:41 GMT -5
That's why him being Da Killa Pimp was so great. He is a big dork.
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Post by Tomokato on Mar 17, 2006 21:13:01 GMT -5
So dorks make good pimps? They just need lessons in proper spanking?
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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 17, 2006 21:32:54 GMT -5
No. One night several years ago I was at the beach with some friends. It was a drum circle to be exact. So this random assmunch of a guy comes up and hangs out with us. He is going on and on about himself being a "Killa Pimp" because he is "Smooth with da ladies". I was so amused by him that I started asking him more questions and egging him on. I wanted him to demonstrate his powers per se. And got more ammo for my next creation. I had random pictures (if you haven't figured out yet I take tons of photos) of that guy above because I used to date him. These pictures were him looking like a complete putz. Now I already thought the first Killa Pimp I met was a putz. So I put on my proudpickers site a page up dedicated to Da Killa Pimp. He took it to a whole new level and actually became that character persona. There is no beauty of his dorkarific facial expression. The beauty I saw was talking about being a pimp and looking like a jackass. I suspect UW might look the same way if he was smackin' da ho's up.
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Post by Tomokato on Mar 17, 2006 21:39:11 GMT -5
I just realized I commented on the guys face and didnt compliment your ass. I'm glad I corrected that before Jai saw it.
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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 17, 2006 21:42:47 GMT -5
I musta missed that. The post looks the same to me as it did before. You musta been slick like that or something.
Are you watching the Sci Fi version of Dr Who right now? I never got into the original but I am really enjoying this one.
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Post by Tomokato on Mar 17, 2006 21:56:13 GMT -5
No Doctor Who for me. I'm drinking Guinness and watching a marathon of The Shield. I've had all those Who Epsiodes since the day after they aired in the UK. I like the first two episodes but the show get's much better.
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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 17, 2006 22:01:30 GMT -5
I would be out drinking the good stuff tonight. But I have a Sweat Lodge I will be attending tomorrow. Which means I refrain from alcohol and drugs(not that the drugs is an issue) for 24 hours before hand. Although, I think I drank enough Guinness Wed night to make up for it.
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Post by Tomokato on Mar 17, 2006 22:02:30 GMT -5
You are storing up so you can drop a sweet log?
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Post by Creepy Pippy on Mar 17, 2006 22:09:28 GMT -5
No not quite.
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