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Post by Red Dog on May 4, 2006 17:57:58 GMT -5
ebaumsworld.com/2006/05/bananaproof.htmlThe answer was right before our eyes! How could we have been so blind? BEHOLD!!! The atheist's nightmare: By the way this guy describes it, I guess my dick is proof too!
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Post by Creepy Pippy on May 4, 2006 21:17:32 GMT -5
Maybe I just need to get laid because I am thinking that is a better analogy for a cock. It needs to be juuuuust right and can fit in the mouth too. What the hell?
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Post by Tomokato on May 4, 2006 21:22:08 GMT -5
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Post by Red Dog on May 4, 2006 21:29:13 GMT -5
"...the contents won't squirt in your face!" "Notice the point at the top for ease of entry....just the right shape for the human mouth." He actually opened his mouth too! Ha ha ha! Holy shit I was nearly in tears!
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Post by smile4chaos on May 4, 2006 22:33:50 GMT -5
holy crap! that was good
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Post by LordWitchFog on May 5, 2006 23:50:38 GMT -5
Haha i believe now...
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Post by gots0 on May 9, 2006 13:49:47 GMT -5
This gives validity to "worship my cock".
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Post by paperdragon on May 9, 2006 15:04:32 GMT -5
An interesting observation, monkeys and apes open it from the other end.
Also banannas as we know them are on their way to extinction, the Cavendish variety is the one we all are familiar with. It also turns out that the 100 billion Cavendish bananas consumed annually worldwide are perfect from a genetic standpoint, every single one a duplicate of every other. It doesn’t matter if it comes from Honduras or Thailand, Jamaica or the Canary Islands—each Cavendish is an identical twin to one first found in Southeast Asia, brought to a Caribbean botanic garden in the early part of the 20th century, and put into commercial production about 50 years ago.
Until the early 1960s, American cereal bowls and ice cream dishes were filled with the Gros Michel, a banana that was larger and, by all accounts, tastier than the fruit we now eat. Starting in the early part of the last century, a fungus called Panama disease began infecting the Big Mike harvest. The malady, which attacks the leaves, is in the same category as Dutch Elm disease. This species almost became extinct.
Once a little-known species, the Cavendish was eventually accepted as Big Mike’s replacement after billions of dollars in infrastructure changes were made to accommodate different growing and ripening needs. Its advantage was its resistance to Panama disease. But in 1992, a new strain of the fungus—one that can affect the Cavendish—was discovered in Asia. Since then, Panama disease Race 4 has wiped out plantations in Indonesia, Malaysia, Australia and Taiwan, and it is now spreading through much of Southeast Asia. It has yet to hit Africa or Latin America, but most experts agree that it is coming.
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Post by LordWitchFog on May 9, 2006 21:51:09 GMT -5
An interesting observation, monkeys and apes open it from the other end. Also banannas as we know them are on their way to extinction, the Cavendish variety is the one we all are familiar with. It also turns out that the 100 billion Cavendish bananas consumed annually worldwide are perfect from a genetic standpoint, every single one a duplicate of every other. It doesn’t matter if it comes from Honduras or Thailand, Jamaica or the Canary Islands—each Cavendish is an identical twin to one first found in Southeast Asia, brought to a Caribbean botanic garden in the early part of the 20th century, and put into commercial production about 50 years ago. Until the early 1960s, American cereal bowls and ice cream dishes were filled with the Gros Michel, a banana that was larger and, by all accounts, tastier than the fruit we now eat. Starting in the early part of the last century, a fungus called Panama disease began infecting the Big Mike harvest. The malady, which attacks the leaves, is in the same category as Dutch Elm disease. This species almost became extinct. Once a little-known species, the Cavendish was eventually accepted as Big Mike’s replacement after billions of dollars in infrastructure changes were made to accommodate different growing and ripening needs. Its advantage was its resistance to Panama disease. But in 1992, a new strain of the fungus—one that can affect the Cavendish—was discovered in Asia. Since then, Panama disease Race 4 has wiped out plantations in Indonesia, Malaysia, Australia and Taiwan, and it is now spreading through much of Southeast Asia. It has yet to hit Africa or Latin America, but most experts agree that it is coming. You are either a genius, or a banana maniac.
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Post by paperdragon on May 9, 2006 23:24:04 GMT -5
I'm a font of useless information
I read about this five years ago, most of the above info I just gleaned from the internet for accuracy. What I did know is that bananas are sterile, they produce no viable seeds. All propagation is done thru planting a part of another plants root or thru suckers, in essence they are all clones off a single plant. Thats why if the fungus kills all the plants they are gone forever.
What I didnt know is they are an herb(brings a whole new meaning to smoking the peel), and the plant is not a tree. They are the worlds fourth largest food crop, behind rice, wheat, maize.
The bit about the monkeys is something I observed, it works quite well, the stem acts as a handle.
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Post by Red Dog on May 9, 2006 23:40:28 GMT -5
They are the worlds fourth largest food crop, behind rice, wheat, maize. Maize....you call it corn.
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Post by LordWitchFog on May 10, 2006 1:12:50 GMT -5
They are the worlds fourth largest food crop, behind rice, wheat, maize. Maize....you call it corn.
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Post by jainitai on May 10, 2006 15:21:47 GMT -5
Gregg has a Ph.D in Bananaology. Who knew?
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Post by paperdragon on May 10, 2006 15:49:42 GMT -5
You know theres another place the banana fits perfectly that guy didnt mention which is just further proof
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Post by LordWitchFog on May 10, 2006 18:05:48 GMT -5
You know theres another place the banana fits perfectly that guy didnt mention which is just further proof Okay, maniac it is!
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