uglyknuckles
Singing Slasher
Rebel Hitman
"You can't kill what won't die, they try but the strong survive." --Freddy C from Madball
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Post by uglyknuckles on Apr 22, 2007 21:00:27 GMT -5
oh, shiiiiiiit, bro. We're are gonna get some serious mileage outta this one! Have you seen it? This is one of the best comedy / science fiction / fantasy movies I have EVER seen!! I took it seriously for the first twenty minutes, then it was straight slapstick. You gotta see this!
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Post by Red Dog on Apr 23, 2007 10:40:42 GMT -5
Believe it or not, I did see that caustic nightmare of American cinema that is "Havoc." Ha ha ha! Man, I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Was that movie supposed to be that funny? It's a riot! That shit was too much. Loved the part where the guy pissed himself trying to buy some dope.
If you want to see a movie that is just as bad, try to stomach "Harsh Times" with Christian Bale and, lo and behold, Freddy Rodriguez again. OMFG, it's horrible. Christian Bale trying to talk like a latino cholo just has to be seen to be believed (I'm not kidding either). All they do in this movie is ride around in their car and drink beer all day and night. I swear. It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen (and Christian Bale even produced this mess). Maybe it's not as downright goofy as Havoc, but trust me man, it's defintiely up there if want to cringe and laugh at the same time.
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uglyknuckles
Singing Slasher
Rebel Hitman
"You can't kill what won't die, they try but the strong survive." --Freddy C from Madball
Posts: 993
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Post by uglyknuckles on Apr 23, 2007 16:30:28 GMT -5
Harsh Times is that bad? I almost rented it the other day thinking it might be good. But I thought the same thing about Havoc.
Havoc was some funny shit. I had a friend who grew up in Boyle Hieghts. Sadly, he is no longer with us, but I would have loved to have watched that movie with him. Those white wanna-bes would have been lucky to leave the hood butt ass naked with their lives. No clothes, no money, no car, no jewelry and DAMN sure with no dope! LOL! When the dude actually got out of his car talking about "the bag is light" I started laughing. The movie was sci fi / fantasy from there on.
And right at the beginning when the rich kid wiggaz had their little fight in the parking lot? Shiiiiiiiiiiiit! LOL. They thought they were TCB, like they were really putting in work. fuck, man.
Havoc should have been directed by Antoine Fuqua or Edward James Olmos. It would have been 20 minutes long and banned in 100 countries.
I wish Anne Hathaway had cruised down my block with her toughguy boyfriend. It'd have been a rapid card pullin' and I'd have given Anne a chance to hang with something real. Bend it over and have her sing hit em up while SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAPIN' that ass!
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Post by Red Dog on Apr 24, 2007 9:53:34 GMT -5
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Post by berserker on Apr 24, 2007 17:18:48 GMT -5
Believe it or not, I did see that caustic nightmare of American cinema that is "Havoc." Ha ha ha! Man, I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Was that movie supposed to be that funny? It's a riot! That shit was too much. Loved the part where the guy pissed himself trying to buy some dope. If you want to see a movie that is just as bad, try to stomach "Harsh Times" with Christian Bale and, lo and behold, Freddy Rodriguez again. OMFG, it's horrible. Christian Bale trying to talk like a latino cholo just has to be seen to be believed (I'm not kidding either). All they do in this movie is ride around in their car and drink beer all day and night. I swear. It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen (and Christian Bale even produced this mess). Maybe it's not as downright goofy as Havoc, but trust me man, it's defintiely up there if want to cringe and laugh at the same time. I never saw Havoc, but Harsh Times seriously slurped the Gerkin! |
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