Miami Vice

[Red Dog]

Don't bother with this pretentious piece of boring crap. "Sex and violence" my ass. The film had neither. If you want to sit through 2 hours of scenes of Jamie Foxx and Colin Farrell taking showers with ominous sounding music playing, go ahead. This was some junk.

Someone pulls out a grenade.....nothing happens. They're walking through the house with guns drawn because someone might be in there to pop a cap in their ass....nothing happens. They're loading up shotguns and 9mm's....nothing happens. Some biatch gets in the shower with Jamie Foxx....literally they cut away and next thing he's in the bed sleeping. Colin Farrell is ripping some chicks clothes off in a limosine....he stops...says something like "I've let you down"....she says something inaudible....next scene. WTF? This is how the entire movie is.

I swear, this was some stupid ass shit. I don't know what Michael Mann was thinking here. This has my vote for the worst movie he's ever made. I wouldn't buy this on DVD not even for $5.00. No fucking way. No T&A, no real violence to speak of, shitty story....no thanks. 10 minutes of action out of 122, and the story in between was completely lame. You don't really give a shit about any of it. Garbage. I'm just glad I downloaded this.

Thumbs fucking down.

[Lunkermouth]

What did you expect RD, its a sad movie-remake of a TV show that wasn't that great to start with?

[Red Dog]

lunkermouth said:

What did you expect RD, its a sad movie-remake of a TV show that wasn't that great to start with?

I expected something a little more decent from the guy who directed "Thief", "Manhunter", and "Heat", yeah.

[Lunkermouth]

Well, even John Carpenter had a couple of stinkers, and I think he's one of the best directors ever.

[gots0]

All the good shit will be in the uncut,unrated,directors bootleg special edition.

[Red Dog]

lunkermouth said:

Well, even John Carpenter had a couple of stinkers, and I think he's one of the best directors ever.

Yes Lunk, I know that everyone has a bomb or two in their careers. I'm just letting you guys know this is one of them.

[Red Dog]

gots0 said:

All the good shit will be in the uncut,unrated,directors bootleg special edition.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[Lunkermouth]

reddog said:

lunkermouth said:

Well, even John Carpenter had a couple of stinkers, and I think he's one of the best directors ever.

Yes Lunk, I know that everyone has a bomb or two in their careers. I'm just letting you guys know this is one of them.

I'm not attacking you dude, all I was say'n was they can't all make you wet. At least you gave some reasons for not liking it. I hear so many people these days say'n how a movie sucked, you ask them why it sucked and they look at you and say "It just sucked!"

[darkartlover]

wasn't sure about this one anyway...now i know it's a DVD or maybe even cable viewer.

DAL