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Post by paperdragon on Apr 20, 2007 12:23:49 GMT -5
My puny little town didnt show it.
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Post by Red Dog on Apr 20, 2007 14:17:30 GMT -5
OK, here it is...my no bullshit review:
This movie sucked all kinds of dirty ass. Both of the features were fucking turds. "Planet Terror" was just out and out no fun at all, the characters were stupid to say the least, and the acting was absolutely horrible. Now, some of you may be thinking, "But wasn't that the whole point? To make a bad B-movie?" Yes, I agree. But I think the key word I mentioned there was "fun." I think they planned it to be a FUN romp to the old style action/horror flicks, but in doing so they made it SO BAD, that it actually sucked. And I mean...IT SUCKED.
"Death Proof" was just "proof" that Tarantino can't write interesting dialogue heavy scripts any longer. This was mind-numbingly stupid and completely uninteresting. I seriously, seriously considered turning off my bootleg copy and chucking it after about an hour of this pile of horseshit. That's what "Death Proof" is: a big steaming pile of 100%, grade-A, unadulterated horseshit. Even the critic heralded "chase scene" couldn't save it. It wasn't that great. Actually, it was weak.
If any of you haven't seen this flick, don't bother. That's my recommendation. It's completely lame. It disappointed me in every way and was in no way worth the wait or anticipation. It's awful. I don't ever want to see this crap again.
Grindhouse: thumbs fucking down!
Bring on Sin City 2.
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Post by jainitai on Apr 21, 2007 7:41:31 GMT -5
Why don't you tell us how you really feel, Red?  |
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Post by gots0 on Apr 23, 2007 12:40:57 GMT -5
I did like the way Deathproof ended, very 70ish.
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Post by Lunkermouth on Apr 26, 2007 20:00:30 GMT -5
Why don't you tell us how you really feel, Red? I have learned in my time here that Red Dog like nothing.  Besides you can't take the opinion of someone who owns this piece of trash. Sorry Red Dog but its the truth.  |
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Post by Red Dog on Apr 27, 2007 1:13:38 GMT -5
Why don't you tell us how you really feel, Red? I have learned in my time here that Red Dog like nothing. Besides you can't take the opinion of someone who owns this piece of trash. Sorry Red Dog but its the truth. And I've learned in my time here that you only comment when I say I don't like a film. Why not try scrolling down, Sparky? What did I say about "300?" What about the thread I started regarding "Apocalypto?" How about "Feast: Unrated" or "A Scanner Darkly?" Right, I don't like anything.  |
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Post by Lunkermouth on Apr 27, 2007 2:15:59 GMT -5
It's a joke Red Dog lighten up man. I know I've not been around much the past couple of month do to some presonal problems and health issues. I'm not gonna get into a debate over it, its a matter of taste you didn't like it, I did. Sorry if I was out of line, all I was doing was making a fucking joke...I wont make the mistake of doing that again.
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Post by Red Dog on Apr 27, 2007 10:44:09 GMT -5
You weren't out of line. I'm OK, maybe you need to lighten up a bit? I wasn't upset with you at all, but you did end your comment with that 'Sorry Red Dog but it's true" line, right? So, I was just following your lead and telling you the truth as well. Isn't what I said true?
By your last comment I suppose now you are going to hold some kind of grudge against me. If you want to get angry over something so silly be my guest, but I won't be joining you. It's not that big of a deal.
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Post by Lunkermouth on Apr 27, 2007 12:49:02 GMT -5
You weren't out of line. I'm OK, maybe you need to lighten up a bit? I wasn't upset with you at all, but you did end your comment with that 'Sorry Red Dog but it's true" line, right? So, I was just following your lead and telling you the truth as well. Isn't what I said true? By your last comment I suppose now you are going to hold some kind of grudge against me. If you want to get angry over something so silly be my guest, but I won't be joining you. It's not that big of a deal. No, my last statement was just more of a "I don't want to fight with you" statement. The "its true" line was in reference to you owning the stinking pile of trash called Dungeons & Dragons...it is far worse then ANY movie Quentin Tarantino has done. Thats the joke, you knock Death Proof(all of Grindhouse) and you own D&D, thats all. Just to make it clear I don't have a problem with you or anybody here, it was just friendly ribbing. |
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Post by jainitai on Apr 27, 2007 21:05:24 GMT -5
You're both gay homos. Get a room!  |
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Post by Lunkermouth on Apr 28, 2007 3:58:53 GMT -5
You're both gay homos. Get a room!  |
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Post by uglyknuckles on Apr 30, 2007 17:39:48 GMT -5
Well, it's good to know you don't want to fight...
Hey, you took a cheap shot, own it. You need to know somebody a bit to give them shit.
objectively, It didn't read like friendly ribbing.
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Besides you can't take the opinion of someone who owns this piece of trash. Sorry Red Dog but its the truth.
