Post by underw0rld on Mar 28, 2006 4:53:39 GMT -5
the issue of immigration is like psycho here in AZ. back in vegas you heard it on the news once in a blue moon, but shit here in az its a daily topic. they just had some protest march downtown with a bunch of illegals saying they demand the rights that red blooded/natural born/paper carrying american citizens should have. i came across this one posting on craigslist and even though you can tell it was written by an anglo with alot sarcasm it does make alot of fuckin sense. here it is:
Mexican Revolution
What a bunch of fucking pussies you Mexicans are.
You leave your family to come to the US and work to provide for your family. Why not have a revolution against the corrupt Mexican government so that you can live at home with your family and work there? You risk your life to come here, so why not risk your life for your future generations? If you're so fucking concerned for your family, think of your little mijo who may someday die in the desert trying to come here to cut someones lawn or wash their dishes.
You proudly wave the flag of the country you had to leave your family in while you went out to earn a buck.
You talk about your rich Mexican heritage while you suck the richness out of this country.
You talk about coming here for a better life. Why not create a better life in your country? Think of your children, their children, and their children.
People are getting pissed off here now. Someday there won't be enough money here to go around. Once you've sucked this country dry it'll be just like Mexico is now. What are you going to do then? Invade Canada? And then what? Invade the North Pole?
I guess it'll be up to you guys to fight the Muslims for space on this planet. I know who'll win. You guys, with no balls to stand up to your own government, will be wiped out. Your future generations will be named Hector Al Quazamal.
The Europeans came here to escape religious persecution. They gave their wealth and their lives to fight against the country that supressed them. What do you do? You leave your wife and children in a country that is supressing them.
We're your friends. Hell, you beat up a couple of French fags in May and we celebrate it like it was your independance day.
You had to leave your wife and many children behind to find a better life so that you could support them. You had so many children because you both like to screw. Guess what? Now that you're here, your horny wife is fucking the Guatamalan and Honduran guys who are working their way up toward this country. She's doing it right before you get back there for your once a year visit so that you can come back here to support another litter.
You see the Virgin Mary in tile, tortillas, mortar, a wrinkled sheet, lawn clippings, soap suds, and the dirt that you had to sleep on. Why? Because she's there to guide you through your journey of the tortures you have to face against this evil American society that just won't let you make a living? It's really your lie to yourself to cover up the fact that you're too much of a pussy to face the fact that you and your countrymen are too fucking afraid to stand together against corruption in your own country. If you had any fucking brains, you'd realize that the US would help you in your struggle at home. Take care of it quickly though, because we get easily bored.
Think of all the coastline you guys have in Mexico. It's a capitalist's dream. You could be cutting the lawn or washing the dishes not far from your home at the bazillion dollar resort we just built there. You wouldn't have to worry about tortilla subsidies anymore because you could buy as many as you needed with the money you made there. And you would be home in the evening to fuck Conchita while the little ones played on the X-box downstairs in the living room.
So here's the plan. Stop trying to take over this country. It's like the dog biting the hand that feeds it. Take your country back from the elite who you let rule it. Work out some deals with the Americans to develop your country. We did a fairly decent job of it here or else you wouldn't be dying to come. Sell us the shitload of oil reserves you have cheaply. We'll be your best friends and shower you with even more money. Educate your kids so that they'll learn how to barter better with us in the future.
You'll be a hero to future generations when they say "If it wasn't for my great, great grandfather standing up to the corrupt government (pick either US or Mexican), I wouldn't have what I have now.
It's your choice. One hundred years from now little Humberto can either still be happily living on a dirt floor pushing a wooden block around like a truck or be spending your inheritance on $27.00 cups of El Starbuckos coffee.
Viva Mexico! As long as you are there to help it live, instead of here killing us.
Mexican Revolution
What a bunch of fucking pussies you Mexicans are.
You leave your family to come to the US and work to provide for your family. Why not have a revolution against the corrupt Mexican government so that you can live at home with your family and work there? You risk your life to come here, so why not risk your life for your future generations? If you're so fucking concerned for your family, think of your little mijo who may someday die in the desert trying to come here to cut someones lawn or wash their dishes.
You proudly wave the flag of the country you had to leave your family in while you went out to earn a buck.
You talk about your rich Mexican heritage while you suck the richness out of this country.
You talk about coming here for a better life. Why not create a better life in your country? Think of your children, their children, and their children.
People are getting pissed off here now. Someday there won't be enough money here to go around. Once you've sucked this country dry it'll be just like Mexico is now. What are you going to do then? Invade Canada? And then what? Invade the North Pole?
I guess it'll be up to you guys to fight the Muslims for space on this planet. I know who'll win. You guys, with no balls to stand up to your own government, will be wiped out. Your future generations will be named Hector Al Quazamal.
The Europeans came here to escape religious persecution. They gave their wealth and their lives to fight against the country that supressed them. What do you do? You leave your wife and children in a country that is supressing them.
We're your friends. Hell, you beat up a couple of French fags in May and we celebrate it like it was your independance day.
You had to leave your wife and many children behind to find a better life so that you could support them. You had so many children because you both like to screw. Guess what? Now that you're here, your horny wife is fucking the Guatamalan and Honduran guys who are working their way up toward this country. She's doing it right before you get back there for your once a year visit so that you can come back here to support another litter.
You see the Virgin Mary in tile, tortillas, mortar, a wrinkled sheet, lawn clippings, soap suds, and the dirt that you had to sleep on. Why? Because she's there to guide you through your journey of the tortures you have to face against this evil American society that just won't let you make a living? It's really your lie to yourself to cover up the fact that you're too much of a pussy to face the fact that you and your countrymen are too fucking afraid to stand together against corruption in your own country. If you had any fucking brains, you'd realize that the US would help you in your struggle at home. Take care of it quickly though, because we get easily bored.
Think of all the coastline you guys have in Mexico. It's a capitalist's dream. You could be cutting the lawn or washing the dishes not far from your home at the bazillion dollar resort we just built there. You wouldn't have to worry about tortilla subsidies anymore because you could buy as many as you needed with the money you made there. And you would be home in the evening to fuck Conchita while the little ones played on the X-box downstairs in the living room.
So here's the plan. Stop trying to take over this country. It's like the dog biting the hand that feeds it. Take your country back from the elite who you let rule it. Work out some deals with the Americans to develop your country. We did a fairly decent job of it here or else you wouldn't be dying to come. Sell us the shitload of oil reserves you have cheaply. We'll be your best friends and shower you with even more money. Educate your kids so that they'll learn how to barter better with us in the future.
You'll be a hero to future generations when they say "If it wasn't for my great, great grandfather standing up to the corrupt government (pick either US or Mexican), I wouldn't have what I have now.
It's your choice. One hundred years from now little Humberto can either still be happily living on a dirt floor pushing a wooden block around like a truck or be spending your inheritance on $27.00 cups of El Starbuckos coffee.
Viva Mexico! As long as you are there to help it live, instead of here killing us.